Vits

[morsan]

Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, asks, "Where in the hell have you been?" Fred replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

[Gjest prust]

*LOL*

[Aryane]

hehe..... )

[Ørkenvandreren]

He-he, ikke dum. :-)