Elvis?

[keinstein]

Elvis, hvor er du?

Fortell meg hvordan du kan skape så mange orgasmer uten å være til stede..... Nei faen, det er jo ikke noe gøy. Drit i det Elvis.

[Gjest Elvis Presley]

Yes? I'm in Memphis right now. Is there anything I can do for you?

[keinstein]

Yes? I'm in Memphis right now. Is there anything I can do for you?

Do you have a spare condom? Make it two.

[Gjest Elvis Presley]

Do you have a spare condom? Make it two.

Codoms? Act naturally my friend.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just shorta do'em all together, I guess.

Thats way I guess, the ladies forbid me to use those rubber things.

I'm sorry to bother you, but it is all right I stick around this site for a while?

[keinstein]

Codoms? Act naturally my friend.

Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just shorta do'em all together, I guess.

Thats way I guess, the ladies forbid me to use those rubber things.

I'm sorry to bother you, but it is all right I stick around this site for a while?

It's not rubber, its latex. Rubber's for car tires, not for dicks.

Not much "futt and fart" here, like the viking rednecks says.

In winter they eat boiled pocket books "Morgan Kane" for food, that's why the chicks are so rattlebrained and the "men" are so slow on the draw.

[Gjest Elvis Presley, Memphis]

It's not rubber, its latex. Rubber's for car tires, not for dicks.

Not much "futt and fart" here, like the viking rednecks says.

In winter they eat boiled pocket books "Morgan Kane" for food, that's why the chicks are so rattlebrained and the "men" are so slow on the draw.

I don't know much about these things. I emphasise more important aspects of life.

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to do anything that would hurt my family or offend God...I figure all any kid needs is hope and the feeling he or she belongs. If I could do or say anything that would give some kid that feeling, I would believe I had contributed something to the world.

See? If you whisper this to the girl in the bar, you never ever have to worry about condoms in your life. They will ask you straight out "would you be the father of my child?"

[Gjest Delvis Presley]

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