Sagt i retten (i USA)

[Jeg er en annen]

http://www.cse.ogi.edu/~diatchki/jokes/court.html

[ShitDiddelyDo]

Hehe, artig.

[ShitDiddelyDo]

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

[Lucretia]

Morsomt med sånne sider som viser dumme ting folk faktisk har sagt. Kom over en side for noen år siden, som en norsk kino-billett-selger hadde laget. Han hadde fått hørt mye rart i luka. Men den ene tingen jeg fortsatt husker var noen som skulle ha billett til "Redd Meg Ryan" hehehe

[Jeg er en annen]

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

Ja, den var bra Svar på tiltale...

[Soria]

Hehe, morsomt

[Gyda]

Hehe! Den var fin!

[flisa]

Morsomt med sånne sider som viser dumme ting folk faktisk har sagt. Kom over en side for noen år siden, som en norsk kino-billett-selger hadde laget. Han hadde fått hørt mye rart i luka. Men den ene tingen jeg fortsatt husker var noen som skulle ha billett til "Redd Meg Ryan" hehehe

Her var'n: http://lars.preben.no/humor/text/cinema-quotes.txt

[jubalong70]

Herlig!!!

[Lucretia]

Her var'n: http://lars.preben.no/humor/text/cinema-quotes.txt

Jaa haha. Lenge siden jeg har sett den siden! Takk for at du fant den for meg!