morsan Skrevet 24. april 2006 Skrevet 24. april 2006 Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. ? Maude: What in the hell is that? ? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. ? Maude: Where did you get it? ? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. ? The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. ? The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. ? "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." ? The pharmacist fainted. 0 Siter
morsan Skrevet 25. april 2006 Forfatter Skrevet 25. april 2006 Skikkelig bra!!! Glad jeg kunne glede! :-) 0 Siter
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