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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds

sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

many

will be left?" She calls on little Timothy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the

first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but

I

like your thinking."

Then little Timothy says, "I have a question for

you.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice

cream.

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple

scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down

the

top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off

the

top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,

"Well, I

suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and

sucked

the cone."

To which Little Timothy replies, "The correct

answer

is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like

your

thinking."

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he he he den var hakket bedre..

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he he he den var hakket bedre..

Little Timothy goes to school, and the teacher

says,

"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,

class. Does anybody have an example of a

multi-syllable word?"

Little Timothy says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Timothy,

that's a mouthful."

Little Timothy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're

thinking

of a blowjob."

[Gjest carlina]

Little Timothy goes to school, and the teacher

says,

"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words,

class. Does anybody have an example of a

multi-syllable word?"

Little Timothy says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Timothy,

that's a mouthful."

Little Timothy says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're

thinking

of a blowjob."

he he...oral vitser er din sterke side skjønner jeg))

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he he...oral vitser er din sterke side skjønner jeg))

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the

teacher

asked for a show of hands from those who could use

the

word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded

with,

"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and

she

looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it

turned

out beautifully."

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"

Then she reluctantly called on little Timothy.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told

my

father that she was pregnant, and he said

"Beautiful,

just fucking beautiful!"

[Gjest carlina]

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the

teacher

asked for a show of hands from those who could use

the

word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First she called on little Suzie, who responded

with,

"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and

she

looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.

She then called on little Michael.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it

turned

out beautifully."

The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"

Then she reluctantly called on little Timothy.

"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told

my

father that she was pregnant, and he said

"Beautiful,

just fucking beautiful!"

Er ikke dum den lille karen der..he he he

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Er ikke dum den lille karen der..he he he

Little Timothy was sitting in class one day. All

of a

sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He

yelled

out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

Miss Jones replied, "Now, Timothy, that is NOT the

proper word to use in this situation. The correct

word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the

word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly and I will

allow you to go."

Little Timothy thinks for a bit, then says,

"You're an

eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a

TEN!"

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Little Timothy was sitting in class one day. All

of a

sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He

yelled

out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

Miss Jones replied, "Now, Timothy, that is NOT the

proper word to use in this situation. The correct

word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the

word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly and I will

allow you to go."

Little Timothy thinks for a bit, then says,

"You're an

eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a

TEN!"

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