You know you'vw been i Noway too long when..

[Gjest malun]

Inspirert av Conans innlegg - Denne fikk jeg av min kanadiske onkel som er bosatt i Norge:

You know you've been in Norway too long when:

*You associate warm rice porridge with Saturday and Xmas eve.

*It seems sensible that the age limit at Oslo night clubs is 23 or 25.

*You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

*It seems nice to spend a week in a small wooden cottage up in the

mountains, with no running water and no electricity

*You think cross-country skiing is the only "real" skiing

*A sharp intake of breath has become part of your active vocabulary

*You associate Friday afternoon with a trip to Vinmonopolet.

*You think nothing of paying $50 for a bottle of 'cheap' spirits at Vinmonopolet

*It's acceptable to eat lunch at 11.00 and dinner at 15.00.

*Your front door step is beginning to resemble a shoe shop.

*When a stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:

a. he is drunk

b. he is insane

c. he is American

d. he is all of the above.

* Silence is fun

*The reason you take the ferry to Denmark is:

a. duty free vodka

b. duty free beer

c. to party

* The only reason for getting off the boat in Copenhagen is to eat pizza.

* It no longer seems excessive to spend 500NOK on alcohol in a single night

* You care who wins the "Hvem fanger sommerens stoerste fisk" contest.

* Your old habit of being "fashionably late" is no longer acceptable.

* You know that "religious holiday" means "let's get pissed".

* You enjoy the taste of lutefisk.

* You use "Mmmm" as a conversation filler.

* An outside temperature of 9 degrees Celsius is mild (in mid June).

* You wear sandals with socks.

* You have only two facial expressions, smiling or blank.

* You think riding a racing bike in the snow is a perfectly sensible thing to do (with or without snowtires).

* You only buy your own drink at the bar even when you are with a group of people.

* Traditional dinners may not necessarily mean a cooked meal.

* You think it's acceptable to wrap your hotdog in a cold pancake.

* Can't remember when to say "please" and "excuse me"

* You will leave a pub if you can't find a seat.

* Your wardrobe no longer has suites but blue shirts and mustard coloured sports jackets.

* You believe that having no choice of produce in a supermarket makes it easier to shop.

* You have more than one scarf

* You have more than one hat and at least one of them has ear flaps.

* You always prepare to catch the closing door if following too closely behind somebody

* You know the rules to handball.

* You can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it

[morsan]

lol!!!

Har akkurat mailet den til en venninne i Canada!!

[Nyco]

*LOL* kjente meg igjen der ja...*typisk norsk* Den må videresendes til kompisen i California...:0)

[Goliath]

He-he....kjempebra!

Mvh