Tidsreise!

[Bassisten]

Er det mogleg?

"Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256! "

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

Han investerte 800$, og auka portfolioen sin til 350.000.000$ i løpet av to veker på 126 høyrisiko-handlar fordi han visste om ei rekkje teknologiske nyvinningar som selskap kom til å gjera, og fusjonar som kom til å skje.

Dersom han ikkje kjem frå framtida, korleis kan han ha hatt innside-informasjon om 126 selskap?

[Gjest Raffine]

"In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS."

Dette kan jo bli interessant å følge med på... Men det hørtes litt for sprøtt ut til at jeg kan tro på det iallfall!

[Bassisten]

"In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS."

Dette kan jo bli interessant å følge med på... Men det hørtes litt for sprøtt ut til at jeg kan tro på det iallfall!

"Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus."

GANSKE sikker... hehe

"Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002.""

Oooohhh...

Kor er Mulder og Scully når ein treng dei?

[favn]

Så den der forleden, artig. Merket meg spesielt at fyren er ikke-eksisterende i offentlige registre forut for desember 2000 :-o

[Gjest Raffine]

"Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus."

GANSKE sikker... hehe

"Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002.""

Oooohhh...

Kor er Mulder og Scully når ein treng dei?

Scary! Jeg har alltid vært åpen for masse, men dette MÅ jo være bløff. Eller...? Syns han Andrew Carlssin skulle reise fram 209 år, så kan han følge med på sin egen fødsel! Men det har han vel kanskje gjort allerede, hi hi.

[Bassisten]

Så den der forleden, artig. Merket meg spesielt at fyren er ikke-eksisterende i offentlige registre forut for desember 2000 :-o

Det som er moro med denne saka, som til og med vart plukka opp av Dagbladet( http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2003/03/28/365174.html ) er at ingen ser ut til å sjekke kjelda for historia; Weekly World News http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

I denne nettavisa kan du t.d. lesa om Batboy, guten som er ei krysning av menneske og flaggermus og mumien av ein alien som er funne i ein pyramide i Egypt, og dei gjev deg dessutan ei 9-punkts sjekkliste for å finna ut om kollegaen din er frå ein annan planet...

1. Aliens often wear huge sunglasses to hide their eyes. Most aliens have large, staring eyes that are hard to conceal. Sunglasses help them appear more normal.

2. Aliens have cold and clammy skin. Many aliens wear synthetic skin in order to pass themselves off as human. It's never as warm as real skin, and it often feels "slimy" to the touchy.

3. They smell. Aliens use all manner of deodorants, perfumes, or lotions to disguise their natural scent, which is offensive to humans.

4. Aliens are obsessed with technology. They spend hours chatting on cell phones and sending e-mails. But they're not conversing with people -- they're actually transmitting data they've accumulated back to their home worlds.

5. Aliens have strange bodily proportions. The newest breeds of aliens attempt to imitate human appearance -- but they never quite get it right. They are like exaggerated ideas of human perfection. Their stomachs are too flat, their chests too big, their faces wrinkle-free.

6. Aliens have strange diets. Aliens may not be able to digest most human foods. Because of this, they are limited in the types of foods they can eat, and they may become vegetarians. Watch out for people who eat a lot of melons -- that's an alien favorite.

7. Aliens dance in inhuman ways. Most alien species have a completely different physiology than ours. They have the ability to move their bodies to music in a way no ordinary human can, and this results in a dancing style that is quite breathtaking.

8. Aliens do not understand Earth's sense of humor. Forget what you saw on Mork and Mindy. Aliens find it difficult to understand laughter -- even a simple knock-knock joke can throw them completely off. They might laugh at inappropriate times -- like during a funeral -- or stare blankly at the funniest jokes.

9. Aliens dress in oddly revealing clothes. Aliens find clothing irritates their flesh, so the less of it they wear, the more comfortable they are. They also like to keep their fake human skin exposed to air, to allow it to breathe.

Spesielt den om dansinga forklarar jo mykje om Michael Jackson...

[Altman]

Har de ikke sett Twelve Monkeys?

[favn]

Det som er moro med denne saka, som til og med vart plukka opp av Dagbladet( http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2003/03/28/365174.html ) er at ingen ser ut til å sjekke kjelda for historia; Weekly World News http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

I denne nettavisa kan du t.d. lesa om Batboy, guten som er ei krysning av menneske og flaggermus og mumien av ein alien som er funne i ein pyramide i Egypt, og dei gjev deg dessutan ei 9-punkts sjekkliste for å finna ut om kollegaen din er frå ein annan planet...

1. Aliens often wear huge sunglasses to hide their eyes. Most aliens have large, staring eyes that are hard to conceal. Sunglasses help them appear more normal.

2. Aliens have cold and clammy skin. Many aliens wear synthetic skin in order to pass themselves off as human. It's never as warm as real skin, and it often feels "slimy" to the touchy.

3. They smell. Aliens use all manner of deodorants, perfumes, or lotions to disguise their natural scent, which is offensive to humans.

4. Aliens are obsessed with technology. They spend hours chatting on cell phones and sending e-mails. But they're not conversing with people -- they're actually transmitting data they've accumulated back to their home worlds.

5. Aliens have strange bodily proportions. The newest breeds of aliens attempt to imitate human appearance -- but they never quite get it right. They are like exaggerated ideas of human perfection. Their stomachs are too flat, their chests too big, their faces wrinkle-free.

6. Aliens have strange diets. Aliens may not be able to digest most human foods. Because of this, they are limited in the types of foods they can eat, and they may become vegetarians. Watch out for people who eat a lot of melons -- that's an alien favorite.

7. Aliens dance in inhuman ways. Most alien species have a completely different physiology than ours. They have the ability to move their bodies to music in a way no ordinary human can, and this results in a dancing style that is quite breathtaking.

8. Aliens do not understand Earth's sense of humor. Forget what you saw on Mork and Mindy. Aliens find it difficult to understand laughter -- even a simple knock-knock joke can throw them completely off. They might laugh at inappropriate times -- like during a funeral -- or stare blankly at the funniest jokes.

9. Aliens dress in oddly revealing clothes. Aliens find clothing irritates their flesh, so the less of it they wear, the more comfortable they are. They also like to keep their fake human skin exposed to air, to allow it to breathe.

Spesielt den om dansinga forklarar jo mykje om Michael Jackson...

Hva med chatting og epost (pkt 4) - tyyypisk aliens. Ja, og for ikke å glemme at de spiser mye meloner.

[tiliti]

Kan godt hende, det hadde vært litt kult. hihi.