The Cat :-)

18. juli 2005

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.

They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave

their house.

The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the

house.

They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she"

always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be

empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out

soon."He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry

I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was

hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cabdriver hit a parked car...