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[ShitDiddelyDo]

Beskrivelse av hvordan de ulike metal-folka ville utført en viss handling. Funker kanskje best for de som er kjent med de ulike genrene.

Power Metal:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,

saves the princess and make love with her in an enchanted forest

Trash Metal:

The protagonist arrives, fight the dragon, saves the princess and fuck her......easy

Heavy Metal:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,

drinks some beers and fucks the princess

Folk Metal:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,

flutes and many more weird instruments; the dragon fell asleep(by all the dancing)

Then all leaves.. Without the princess..

Viking Metal:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cook and eat it,

rape the princess to death, robs the castle and burn the entire place before leaving..

Death Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves...

Black Metal:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon,

and impales it in the front of the castle, then sodomize the princess,

drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.. Then he impales the unvirgen princess..

Gore Metal:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spread its guts in the front of the castle,

fucks the princess and kills her.. Then he fucks again her dead body,

slash her belly and eat her guts, then he fucks the carcass for the third time,

burn the corpse and fuck it for the last time.

Doom Metal:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat it,

and then he gets depressed and commits suicide.. .The dragon eat his body,

and the princess as well.. End of the sad story..

Progressive Metal:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes.

The dragon kills himself of the boring act. The protagonist arrives to the princess´ bedroom,

plays another solo with the technique´s and tunes learned in the last year of the conservatory.

The princess escape looking for the "Heavy Metal protagonist"

Glam Metal:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laugh of the guy´s appearance and let him enter..

He steals the princess´ make-up and try to paint the castle in a beautifull pink color...

[Hatsumomo]

Hehe har lest den før.

Morosamt ja

[sheba]

*ler godt* den der var en perle:-)

kjenner ikke til altfor mye av det der, men fikk meg en god latter iallfall;)

[Prozak]

Jævlig bra - ihvertfall for oss som kjenner disse sjangrene godt :-)

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