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Kvinner og menn.


conan

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Kanskje hadde denne passet bedre på samliv, men vi lar det stå til.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men

and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal

door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your

instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will

find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't

be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not

the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into he room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out

with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent

said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on

the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is

loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the

chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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da må jo kvinner være besatt av djevelen, jamfør etellerannet innlegg fra i går :)

Ps: sjekket oljepotensialet i Irak, og hadde jeg gjort det før hadde jeg slippi å dumma meg ut. Du har rett, det er smågreier de selger nå.

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