lik Jesus?

[Gjest engel (har med kake, vin, og litt eddik)]

"Det er to ting de unge i dag har felles med Jesus: de bor hjemme til de er tredve, og hvis de gjør noe er det et mirakel."

[Gjest bebba]

Den har jeg hørt ofte og brukt oftere Liker den mer og mer for hver gang jeg hører den......... Har ungdommer selv

[hare1365380455]

Det er sant...)

[Gjest "Jesus var en svart irsk jødisk kvinne..."]

Det er fleire...

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Proof That Jesus Was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

4. His last request was a drink.

Proof That Jesus Was Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion

and finally............................

Proof That Jesus Was Black:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

[mariaflyfly]

Det er fleire...

Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Proof That Jesus Was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

4. His last request was a drink.

Proof That Jesus Was Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion

and finally............................

Proof That Jesus Was Black:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

*Flirer*