Noe er annerledes i verden..

[conan]

...the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, Switzerland holds the Americas Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war ...

[nolte]

Artig betraktning... )

[Gjest skråblikk]

Artig innlegg.

Vi tenker visst nokså annerledes enn amerikanere.

Her er et lite klipp av amerikansk humor:

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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English

recognized as the California's third language.

spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United

States crops & livestock.

Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the

American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will

take at least ten more years before radioactivity

decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Texas executes last remaining citizen.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven

inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest

version of Windows which crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers,

screwdrivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.