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ble sittende og bla i den gamle hjemmesiden vi hadde på nett da SOL var vår startside......

Notes on the Toilet Walls

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.

I come here to scratch my balls,

and read the writing on the walls.

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Seen written on both walls: "TOILET TENNIS - LOOK OTHER SIDE!"

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"I fucked your mother last night!"

{and right below it in different handwriting}:

"Go home dad, you're drunk."

My wife follows me everywhere.

{and right below it}: I do not!!

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"This is where Napoleon pulled his Bonaparte."

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In days of old when knights were bold

and toilets were not invented

They'd lay their load beside the road

and walk away contented.

In days of old when knights were bold

and rubbers were not invented

They'd tie a sock around their cock

and babies were prevented.

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Here I sit with raging shits

just about to lose my wits

This teepee

For pee pee

Not wigwam

For beating tom-tom.

I've shit in England

I've shit in France

But before I shit here

I'll shit in my pants

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Why are you looking up? The joke is in your hands

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As I sit, I Contemplate,

Should I shit or masturbate?

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How dry I am.

How wet I'll be.

If I don't find the bathroom key.

I found the key.

I opened the door.

It's too late now.

It's on the floor.

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Driving down the highway, doing 94

grandma laid another one, blew me out the door.

The engine couldn't take it and the motor fell apart

all because my grandma had to rip a giant fart...

Fe Fi Fo Fum grandma laid another one

Fe Fi Fo Fum bigger than the other one.

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Here I sit so broken hearted

Came to shit, but only farted

Then one day I took a chance

Thought I'd fart, but shit my pants!

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Anybody can piss on the floor.

Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

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So here I sit, ass muscles flexin

Giving birth to another texan

Liquor, Wine, Beer, No Matter

I Drank Until I filled My Bladder.

And as I read the Crap House News,

I somehow Pissed On Both My Shoes.

Birdie birdie in the sky

Why did you poopoo in my eye?

I didn't sigh and I didn't cry

Just thank God that cows don't fly