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Rodney wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to

open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins

and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his

clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Rodney looks

around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless,

clean. So's the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table : "Honey,

breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast

and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Rodney asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and

delirious.

Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a

black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Rodney asks, "So, why is everything in order and so

clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone,

I'm married !"

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