Real women -vs- Ladies

[Dorthe]

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice

cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women- Leftover wine?? Hello!!

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Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub

it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.

You might still have the headache, but who the hell

cares!

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar

cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the

cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch

with your feet up anyway.

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Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the

bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to

worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies- When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,

use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any

white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son

of a bitch for you.

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Ladies- Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before

baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women- Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not

include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.

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Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex

dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes

opening jars easy.

Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it.

[Soria]

Er visst mest lady jeg. Fant et par tips der