Thoughts for the Week

[Gjest GreenIguana]

Thoughts for the Week

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1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer?

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2. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles

are always white?

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3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

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4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that

something new to eat will have materialized?

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5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message

"one slice"?

How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to

stuff in that slot?

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6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their

vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it

down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you

first try?

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8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

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9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying

your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

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10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all

right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you

stupid idiot?"

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11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's

falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

.

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash

pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

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13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in

summer when we complained about the heat?

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14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

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15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your

wife told you to do it?

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16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is

suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends,

if they're okay, then it's you.

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[Gjest GreenIguana]

Thoughts for the Week

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1 Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer? .

2.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5 On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6 Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7.Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8.How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9.Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10 When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11.Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12.Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14.How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15.If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

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Ble litt rart første gangen, så jeg prøver igjen

[Gjest GreenIguana]

Thoughts for the Week

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1 Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer? .

2.Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4.Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5 On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6 Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7.Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8.How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9.Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10 When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11.Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12.Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14.How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15.If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

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Ble litt rart første gangen, så jeg prøver igjen

Hvorfor FORSVINNER ordene??

[ShitDiddelyDo]

Se på innlegget til GreenIguanta. Hun eller han har rimelig sikkert gått ut ifra at dol tar hensyn til linjeskift, noe dol ikke gjør.

Hva med å fikse opp i dette problemet når dere er i gang?

[Gemini]

Se på innlegget til GreenIguanta. Hun eller han har rimelig sikkert gått ut ifra at dol tar hensyn til linjeskift, noe dol ikke gjør.

Hva med å fikse opp i dette problemet når dere er i gang?

Henger meg på denne! :-)

[Gjest GreenIguana]

Henger meg på denne! :-)

Thank you.

Det var som om hele greia forsvant, og det var litt synd..:-(

Men, vi får se om ting kan fikses litt etter litt..;-)