Et privat brev fra Zimbawe, en invitasjon til å tjene mange penger fort...?

[Gjest Sam Kvem]

Greetings from the beautiful land of Zimbabwe.

I am Joseph Made of Lands, Agriculture, & Rural Resettlement ministry of Zimbabwe.

As a member of cabinet and former stuanch supporter of President Mugabe's government I was opportuned to be in the know as to what led to the struggle for farm lands and subsequent fall out of my government with the Western world. As of today I would be more than glad if the case of what happened can be reversed as I have come to see that it was all in pursuit of the selfish interest of one man, the president!

After all said and done, it has become obvious that my president like any other African leader needed to make sure that he remains in power to not just consolidate his fortunes but also to make sure that he bleeds the country to death by siphoning the money meant for developmental infrastrure abroad. Of course with the help of some foreigners who do not see anythng wrong in helping him steal the country blind.

I may very well be sounding like a disgruntled and dis-appointed person but the truth is that he has shifted his gaze from the foreigners to his own very people. He sees any suggestions or opinions that does not agree with his own has been that of a saboteur and the person therefore must be punished. In other words, we the followers have come to realise that he feels threatened by not just our presence but coupled with the fact that most of us are privy to what transpired and are very much aware of the movement of large sums of money abroad.

As it stands now I and many others are of the strong opinion that sooner or later it will be our turn to be flushed out of the composition of members of cabinet and replaced with loyals who obviously have sworn to an oath of allegiance and loyalty via fetish and ritualistic methods. This being the norm does not appeal to some of us and therefore we are now targets to be dismissed/disgraced from service or face possible extermination.

I have contacted you on the consideration that I could discuss with you the possibility of placing some funds with you for management purpose either in your existing establishment or other venture to be undertaken after due delibrations and under terms to be agreed upon. I will prefers that this investment be made in your country if and when we have arrived at a compromise.

I sincerely appologise for writing you via this means even without prior established acquaintance. But I do beleive that as we get along you will come to understand the reason for my writing through this means.

I thank you for taking time to read my letter and hope that you will respond soon with any inquiries that may help you decide on your next line of action.

Regards,

Joseph Made.

[Gjest det finns jo naive folk]

Javel? Og du tror ham kanskje??

[Line]

Heheh... ja...

Altså, tvert du får en mail på engelsk, der noen utgir seg for å være en eller annen høytstående person fra en eller annen regjering, sønn av den og den Sir-et-eller-annet...

Slett, slett, slett!

Det er bare humbug og lureri alt sammen. Sånt skal man aldri tro på.

[Gjest Sam Kvem]

Heheh... ja...

Altså, tvert du får en mail på engelsk, der noen utgir seg for å være en eller annen høytstående person fra en eller annen regjering, sønn av den og den Sir-et-eller-annet...

Slett, slett, slett!

Det er bare humbug og lureri alt sammen. Sånt skal man aldri tro på.

Jeg sendte han 15 000 til dekning av utgifter, tror du det var lurt?

[Gjest Sam Kvem]

Javel? Og du tror ham kanskje??

Dessverre finnes det nok naive folk til at det dukker opp en og annen.

Du får aldri et øre ut av dem.

[Line]

Jeg sendte han 15 000 til dekning av utgifter, tror du det var lurt?

Ja, det var smart.