Sipping Vodka

[kie]

Denne var bare så morsom at jeg måtte dele... Håper dere ikke har hørt den altfor mange ganger før, da ;-)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly

speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on

the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of

the sermony, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a

storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following

note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to

as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit

out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,

don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper He said,

"Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"

12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not:

Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at

St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

[SierDuDet]

Takk for en god latter

[kie]

Takk for en god latter

Versågod :-)

Lo så jeg holdt på å dette av stolen da jeg fikk den på mail, så jeg måtte bare..

:-)