Kan noen en vits om Bush, Saddam og Osama?

[Gjest humoristen]

Jeg skulle gjerne hatt en god vits om disse tre - er det noen som har en?

[-Riksklysa]

vel noen vits er det ikke, men en ganske så fornøelig sang:-)

Melodien er som du sikker skjønner: "Er du veldig

glad og vet det..."

Protest Song for 2003:

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq, by John

Robbins

if you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.

If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.

If the terrorists are Saudi,

And your alibi is shoddy,

And your tastes remain quite gaudy, Bomb Iraq.

if you never were elected, bomb Iraq.

If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.

If you think that SUVs,

Are the best thing since sliced cheese,

And your father you must please, Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.

If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.

We assert that might makes right, Burning oil is a delight,

For the empire we will fight,

Bomb Iraq.

if we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.

if we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections,

Let's look tough for the elections,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.

if your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.

If your politics are sleazy,

And hiding that ain't easy,

And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.

For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.

Disagree? We'll call it treason,

It's the make war not love season,

Even if we have no reason,

Bomb Iraq.

[Kat-1]

Næi, men jeg kan en bra Buch vits=)

George buch has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting fore him.

"I dont know what to do," says the devil."You are on my list but I have no room for you." "You definetly have to stay here, so I tell you what I`m going to do.#

"I have three folks herewho werent quite as bad as you. Ill let one of them go, but you have to take their place. Ill even let YOU decide who lleaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.He kept diving in and surfacing emty-handed over and over and over. Such was hes fate in hell.

"No!" George said."I dont think so. Im not a good swimmer and dont think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time, after time.

"No, a`ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all i could do was break rocks all day!"comented George:

The devil opened a third door. In itGeorge saw Bill clinton, lying on the floor with hes arms staked over hes head, and his legs staged spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Buch looked at this in disbelief fore a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said....

"OK, Monica, youre free to go!"

Venlig hilsen

[Alana]

Nei, men jeg har en "film" ;-) Ikke noe Osama da...

http://www.flowgo.com/greetings/time_to_bomb/time_to_bomb.swf

[MsSophie]

President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, tragedy.

So theillustrious leader asks the class for an example of a"tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,that would be a tragedy."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call

a GREAT LOSS."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush,

were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."