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Pga. at vi legger om designet på Doktor Online i dag, vil noe av designet se litt rart ut et par timer. Håper dere har forståelse for dette.

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Annonse

Bare læg om så meget I vil:-) blot min indlogning virker og det ser NU ud til virke igen:-))))

Vh.

Ser jo fint ud det hele, dog lidt plads når man skriver.

og det billed der er på "min side" *S* anede da ikke I havde et billed af MIG:-)

Vh.

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Ser jo fint ud det hele, dog lidt plads når man skriver.

og det billed der er på "min side" *S* anede da ikke I havde et billed af MIG:-)

Vh.

Hvor er bilde av deg?

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Singularity

Test i vei, du.:-)

UgugubaAæøå. Rgbnjeghr. Tester litt jeg også.

Det innlegget ble fullbredde :-)

Håper iallefall at Webmaster, design har et lurt script som kan lese av og bruke hele skjermbredden hvis han absolutt vil ha de annonsene på høyre side av skjermen.

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Det innlegget ble fullbredde :-)

Håper iallefall at Webmaster, design har et lurt script som kan lese av og bruke hele skjermbredden hvis han absolutt vil ha de annonsene på høyre side av skjermen.

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The Cock and the Pearl A cock was once strutting up and down the farmyard among the

hens when suddenly he espied something shinning amid the straw.

"Ho! ho!" quoth he, "that's for me," and soon rooted it out from

beneath the straw. What did it turn out to be but a Pearl that by

some chance had been lost in the yard? "You may be a treasure,"

quoth Master Cock, "to men that prize you, but for me I would

rather have a single barley-corn than a peck of pearls." Precious things are for those that can prize them. The Wolf and the Lamb Once upon a time a Wolf was lapping at a spring on a hillside,

when, looking up, what should he see but a Lamb just beginning to

drink a little lower down. "There's my supper," thought he, "if

only I can find some excuse to seize it." Then he called out to

the Lamb, "How dare you muddle the water from which I am

drinking?" "Nay, master, nay," said Lambikin; "if the water be muddy up

there, I cannot be the cause of it, for it runs down from you to

me." "Well, then," said the Wolf, "why did you call me bad names

this time last year?" "That cannot be," said the Lamb; "I am only six months old." "I don't care," snarled the Wolf; "if it was not you it was

your father;" and with that he rushed upon the poor little Lamb

and

.WARRA WARRA WARRA WARRA WARRA

.ate her all up. But before she died she gasped out

."Any excuse will serve a tyrant." The Dog and the Shadow It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was

carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace. Now on his way

home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As he

crossed, he looked down and saw his own shadow reflected in the

water beneath. Thinking it was another dog with another piece of

meat, he made up his mind to have that also. So he made a snap at

the shadow in the water, but as he opened his mouth the piece of

meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more. Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. The Lion's Share The Lion went once a-hunting along with the Fox, the Jackal,

and the Wolf. They hunted and they hunted till at last they

surprised a Stag, and soon took its life. Then came the question

how the spoil should be divided. "Quarter me this Stag," roared

the Lion; so the other animals skinned it and cut it into four

parts. Then the Lion took his stand in front of the carcass and

pronounced judgment: The first quarter is for me in my capacity

as King of Beasts; the second is mine as arbiter; another share

comes to me for my part in the chase; and as for the fourth

quarter, well, as for that, I should like to see which of you will

dare to lay a paw upon it." "Humph," grumbled the Fox as he walked away with his tail

between his legs; but he spoke in a low growl

."You may share the labours of the great,

but you will not share the spoil." The Wolf and the Crane A Wolf had been gorging on an animal he had killed, when

suddenly a small bone in the meat stuck in his throat and he could

not swallow it. He soon felt terrible pain in his throat, and ran

up and down groaning and groaning and seeking for something to

relieve the pain. He tried to induce every one he met to remove

the bone. "I would give anything," said he, "if you would take it

out." At last the Crane agreed to try, and told the Wolf to lie

on his side and open his jaws as wide as he could. Then the Crane

put its long neck down the Wolf's throat, and with its beak

loosened the bone, till at last it got it out. "Will you kindly give me the reward you promised?" said the

Crane. The Wolf grinned and showed his teeth and said: "Be content.

You have put your head inside a Wolf's mouth and taken it out

again in safety; that ought to be reward enough for you." Gratitude and greed go not together. The Man and the Serpent A Countryman's son by accident trod upon a Serpent's tail,

which turned and bit him so that he died. The father in a rage

got his axe, and pursuing the Serpent, cut off part of its tail.

So the Serpent in revenge began stinging several of the Farmer's

cattle and caused him severe loss. Well, the Farmer thought it

best to make it up with the Serpent, and brought food and honey to

the mouth of its lair, and said to it: "Let's forget and forgive;

perhaps you were right to punish my son, and take vengeance on my

cattle, but surely I was right in trying to revenge him; now that

we are both satisfied why should not we be friends again?" "No, no," said the Serpent; "take away your gifts; you can

never forget the death of your son, nor I the loss of my tail." Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten. The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse Now you must know that a Town Mouse once upon a time went on a

visit to his cousin in the country. He was rough and ready, this

cousin, but he loved his town friend and made him heartily

welcome. Beans and bacon, cheese and bread, were all he had to

offer, but he offered them freely. The Town Mouse rather turned

up his long nose at this country fare, and said: "I cannot

understand, Cousin, how you can put up with such poor food as

this, but of course you cannot expect anything better in the

country; come you with me and I will show you how to live. When

you have been in town a week you will wonder how you could ever

have stood a country life." No sooner said than done: the two

mice set off for the town and arrived at the Town Mouse's

residence late at night. "You will want some refreshment after

our long journey," said the polite Town Mouse, and took his friend

into the grand dining-room. There they found the remains of a

fine feast, and soon the two mice were eating up jellies and cakes

and all that was nice. Suddenly they heard growling and barking.

"What is that?" said the Country Mouse. "It is only the dogs of

the house," answered the other. "Only!" said the Country Mouse.

"I do not like that music at my dinner." Just at that moment the

door flew open, in came two huge mastiffs, and the two mice had to

scamper down and run off. "Good-bye, Cousin," said the Country

Mouse, "What! going so soon?" said the other. "Yes," he replied; "Better beans and bacon in peace

than cakes and ale in fear." The Fox and the Crow A Fox once saw a Crow fly off with a piece of cheese in its

beak and settle on a branch of a tree. "That's for me, as I am a

Fox," said Master Reynard, and he walked up to the foot of the

tree. "Good-day, Mistress Crow," he cried. "How well you are

looking to-day: how glossy your feathers; how bright your eye. I

feel sure your voice must surpass that of other birds, just as

your figure does; let me hear but one song from you that I may

greet you as the Queen of Birds." The Crow lifted up her head and

began to caw her best, but the moment she opened her mouth the

piece of cheese fell to the ground, only to be snapped up by

Master Fox. "That will do," said he. "That was all I wanted. In

exchange for your cheese I will give you a piece of advice for the

future

."Do not trust flatterers." The Sick Lion A Lion had come to the end of his days and lay sick unto death

at the mouth of his cave, gasping for breath. The animals, his

subjects, came round him and drew nearer as he grew more and more

helpless. When they saw him on the point of death they thought to

themselves: "Now is the time to pay off old grudges." So the Boar

came up and drove at him with his tusks; then a Bull gored him

with his horns; still the Lion lay helpless before them: so the

Ass, feeling quite safe from danger, came up, and turning his tail

to the Lion kicked up his heels into his face. "This is a double

death," growled the Lion. Only cowards insult dying majesty. The Ass and the Lapdog A Farmer one day came to the stables to see to his beasts of

burden: among them was his favourite Ass, that was always well fed

and often carried his master. With the Farmer came his Lapdog,

who danced about and licked his hand and frisked about as happy as

could be. The Farmer felt in his pocket, gave the Lapdog some

dainty food, and sat down while he gave his orders to his

servants. The Lapdog jumped into his master's lap, and lay there

blinking while the Farmer stroked his ears. The Ass, seeing this,

broke loose from his halter and commenced prancing about in

imitation of the Lapdog. The Farmer could not hold his sides with

laughter, so the Ass went up to him, and putting his feet upon the

Farmer's shoulder attempted to climb into his lap. The Farmer's

servants rushed up with sticks and pitchforks and soon taught the

Ass that

.Clumsy jesting is no joke. The Lion and the Mouse Once when a Lion was asleep a little Mouse began running up

and down upon him; this soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge

paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. "Pardon, O

King," cried the little Mouse: "forgive me this time, I shall

never forget it: who knows but what I may be able to do you a turn

some of these days?" The Lion was so tickled at the idea of the

Mouse being able to help him, that he lifted up his paw and let

him go. Some time after the Lion was caught in a trap, and the

hunters who desired to carry him alive to the King, tied him to a

tree while they went in search of a waggon to carry him on. Just

then the little Mouse happened to pass by, and seeing the sad

plight in which the Lion was, went up to him and soon gnawed away

the ropes that bound the King of the Beasts. "Was I not right?"

said the little Mouse. Little friends may prove great friends. The Swallow and the Other Birds It happened that a Countryman was sowing some hemp seeds in a

field where a Swallow and some other birds were hopping about

picking up their food. "Beware of that man," quoth the Swallow.

"Why, what is he doing?" said the others. "That is hemp seed he

is sowing; be careful to pick up every one of the seeds, or else

you will repent it." The birds paid no heed to the Swallow's

words, and by and by the hemp grew up and was made into cord, and

of the cords nets were made, and many a bird that had despised the

Swallow's advice was caught in nets made out of that very hemp.

"What did I tell you?" said the Swallow. Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin. The Frogs Desiring a King The Frogs were living as happy as could be in a marshy swamp

that just suited them; they went splashing about caring for nobody

and nobody troubling with them. But some of them thought that

this was not right, that they should have a king and a proper

constitution, so they determined to send up a petition to Jove to

give them what they wanted. "Mighty Jove," they cried, "send unto

us a king that will rule over us and keep us in order." Jove

laughed at their croaking, and threw down into the swamp a huge

Log, which came downrplashto the swamp. The Frogs

were frightened out of their lives by the commotion made in their

midst, and all rushed to the bank to look at the horrible monster;

but after a time, seeing that it did not move, one or two of the

boldest of them ventured out towards the Log, and even dared to

touch it; still it did not move. Then the greatest hero of the

Frogs jumped upon the Log and commenced dancing up and down upon

it, thereupon all the Frogs came and did the same; and for some

time the Frogs went about their business every day without taking

the slightest notice of their new King Log lying in their midst.

But this did not suit them, so they sent another petition to Jove,

and said to him, "We want a real king; one that will really rule

over us." Now this made Jove angry, so he sent among them a big

Stork that soon set to work gobbling them all up. Then the Frogs

repented when too late. Better no rule than cruel rule.

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The Cock and the Pearl A cock was once strutting up and down the farmyard among the

hens when suddenly he espied something shinning amid the straw.

"Ho! ho!" quoth he, "that's for me," and soon rooted it out from

beneath the straw. What did it turn out to be but a Pearl that by

some chance had been lost in the yard? "You may be a treasure,"

quoth Master Cock, "to men that prize you, but for me I would

rather have a single barley-corn than a peck of pearls." Precious things are for those that can prize them. The Wolf and the Lamb Once upon a time a Wolf was lapping at a spring on a hillside,

when, looking up, what should he see but a Lamb just beginning to

drink a little lower down. "There's my supper," thought he, "if

only I can find some excuse to seize it." Then he called out to

the Lamb, "How dare you muddle the water from which I am

drinking?" "Nay, master, nay," said Lambikin; "if the water be muddy up

there, I cannot be the cause of it, for it runs down from you to

me." "Well, then," said the Wolf, "why did you call me bad names

this time last year?" "That cannot be," said the Lamb; "I am only six months old." "I don't care," snarled the Wolf; "if it was not you it was

your father;" and with that he rushed upon the poor little Lamb

and

.WARRA WARRA WARRA WARRA WARRA

.ate her all up. But before she died she gasped out

."Any excuse will serve a tyrant." The Dog and the Shadow It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was

carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace. Now on his way

home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As he

crossed, he looked down and saw his own shadow reflected in the

water beneath. Thinking it was another dog with another piece of

meat, he made up his mind to have that also. So he made a snap at

the shadow in the water, but as he opened his mouth the piece of

meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more. Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. The Lion's Share The Lion went once a-hunting along with the Fox, the Jackal,

and the Wolf. They hunted and they hunted till at last they

surprised a Stag, and soon took its life. Then came the question

how the spoil should be divided. "Quarter me this Stag," roared

the Lion; so the other animals skinned it and cut it into four

parts. Then the Lion took his stand in front of the carcass and

pronounced judgment: The first quarter is for me in my capacity

as King of Beasts; the second is mine as arbiter; another share

comes to me for my part in the chase; and as for the fourth

quarter, well, as for that, I should like to see which of you will

dare to lay a paw upon it." "Humph," grumbled the Fox as he walked away with his tail

between his legs; but he spoke in a low growl

."You may share the labours of the great,

but you will not share the spoil." The Wolf and the Crane A Wolf had been gorging on an animal he had killed, when

suddenly a small bone in the meat stuck in his throat and he could

not swallow it. He soon felt terrible pain in his throat, and ran

up and down groaning and groaning and seeking for something to

relieve the pain. He tried to induce every one he met to remove

the bone. "I would give anything," said he, "if you would take it

out." At last the Crane agreed to try, and told the Wolf to lie

on his side and open his jaws as wide as he could. Then the Crane

put its long neck down the Wolf's throat, and with its beak

loosened the bone, till at last it got it out. "Will you kindly give me the reward you promised?" said the

Crane. The Wolf grinned and showed his teeth and said: "Be content.

You have put your head inside a Wolf's mouth and taken it out

again in safety; that ought to be reward enough for you." Gratitude and greed go not together. The Man and the Serpent A Countryman's son by accident trod upon a Serpent's tail,

which turned and bit him so that he died. The father in a rage

got his axe, and pursuing the Serpent, cut off part of its tail.

So the Serpent in revenge began stinging several of the Farmer's

cattle and caused him severe loss. Well, the Farmer thought it

best to make it up with the Serpent, and brought food and honey to

the mouth of its lair, and said to it: "Let's forget and forgive;

perhaps you were right to punish my son, and take vengeance on my

cattle, but surely I was right in trying to revenge him; now that

we are both satisfied why should not we be friends again?" "No, no," said the Serpent; "take away your gifts; you can

never forget the death of your son, nor I the loss of my tail." Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten. The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse Now you must know that a Town Mouse once upon a time went on a

visit to his cousin in the country. He was rough and ready, this

cousin, but he loved his town friend and made him heartily

welcome. Beans and bacon, cheese and bread, were all he had to

offer, but he offered them freely. The Town Mouse rather turned

up his long nose at this country fare, and said: "I cannot

understand, Cousin, how you can put up with such poor food as

this, but of course you cannot expect anything better in the

country; come you with me and I will show you how to live. When

you have been in town a week you will wonder how you could ever

have stood a country life." No sooner said than done: the two

mice set off for the town and arrived at the Town Mouse's

residence late at night. "You will want some refreshment after

our long journey," said the polite Town Mouse, and took his friend

into the grand dining-room. There they found the remains of a

fine feast, and soon the two mice were eating up jellies and cakes

and all that was nice. Suddenly they heard growling and barking.

"What is that?" said the Country Mouse. "It is only the dogs of

the house," answered the other. "Only!" said the Country Mouse.

"I do not like that music at my dinner." Just at that moment the

door flew open, in came two huge mastiffs, and the two mice had to

scamper down and run off. "Good-bye, Cousin," said the Country

Mouse, "What! going so soon?" said the other. "Yes," he replied; "Better beans and bacon in peace

than cakes and ale in fear." The Fox and the Crow A Fox once saw a Crow fly off with a piece of cheese in its

beak and settle on a branch of a tree. "That's for me, as I am a

Fox," said Master Reynard, and he walked up to the foot of the

tree. "Good-day, Mistress Crow," he cried. "How well you are

looking to-day: how glossy your feathers; how bright your eye. I

feel sure your voice must surpass that of other birds, just as

your figure does; let me hear but one song from you that I may

greet you as the Queen of Birds." The Crow lifted up her head and

began to caw her best, but the moment she opened her mouth the

piece of cheese fell to the ground, only to be snapped up by

Master Fox. "That will do," said he. "That was all I wanted. In

exchange for your cheese I will give you a piece of advice for the

future

."Do not trust flatterers." The Sick Lion A Lion had come to the end of his days and lay sick unto death

at the mouth of his cave, gasping for breath. The animals, his

subjects, came round him and drew nearer as he grew more and more

helpless. When they saw him on the point of death they thought to

themselves: "Now is the time to pay off old grudges." So the Boar

came up and drove at him with his tusks; then a Bull gored him

with his horns; still the Lion lay helpless before them: so the

Ass, feeling quite safe from danger, came up, and turning his tail

to the Lion kicked up his heels into his face. "This is a double

death," growled the Lion. Only cowards insult dying majesty. The Ass and the Lapdog A Farmer one day came to the stables to see to his beasts of

burden: among them was his favourite Ass, that was always well fed

and often carried his master. With the Farmer came his Lapdog,

who danced about and licked his hand and frisked about as happy as

could be. The Farmer felt in his pocket, gave the Lapdog some

dainty food, and sat down while he gave his orders to his

servants. The Lapdog jumped into his master's lap, and lay there

blinking while the Farmer stroked his ears. The Ass, seeing this,

broke loose from his halter and commenced prancing about in

imitation of the Lapdog. The Farmer could not hold his sides with

laughter, so the Ass went up to him, and putting his feet upon the

Farmer's shoulder attempted to climb into his lap. The Farmer's

servants rushed up with sticks and pitchforks and soon taught the

Ass that

.Clumsy jesting is no joke. The Lion and the Mouse Once when a Lion was asleep a little Mouse began running up

and down upon him; this soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge

paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. "Pardon, O

King," cried the little Mouse: "forgive me this time, I shall

never forget it: who knows but what I may be able to do you a turn

some of these days?" The Lion was so tickled at the idea of the

Mouse being able to help him, that he lifted up his paw and let

him go. Some time after the Lion was caught in a trap, and the

hunters who desired to carry him alive to the King, tied him to a

tree while they went in search of a waggon to carry him on. Just

then the little Mouse happened to pass by, and seeing the sad

plight in which the Lion was, went up to him and soon gnawed away

the ropes that bound the King of the Beasts. "Was I not right?"

said the little Mouse. Little friends may prove great friends. The Swallow and the Other Birds It happened that a Countryman was sowing some hemp seeds in a

field where a Swallow and some other birds were hopping about

picking up their food. "Beware of that man," quoth the Swallow.

"Why, what is he doing?" said the others. "That is hemp seed he

is sowing; be careful to pick up every one of the seeds, or else

you will repent it." The birds paid no heed to the Swallow's

words, and by and by the hemp grew up and was made into cord, and

of the cords nets were made, and many a bird that had despised the

Swallow's advice was caught in nets made out of that very hemp.

"What did I tell you?" said the Swallow. Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin. The Frogs Desiring a King The Frogs were living as happy as could be in a marshy swamp

that just suited them; they went splashing about caring for nobody

and nobody troubling with them. But some of them thought that

this was not right, that they should have a king and a proper

constitution, so they determined to send up a petition to Jove to

give them what they wanted. "Mighty Jove," they cried, "send unto

us a king that will rule over us and keep us in order." Jove

laughed at their croaking, and threw down into the swamp a huge

Log, which came downrplashto the swamp. The Frogs

were frightened out of their lives by the commotion made in their

midst, and all rushed to the bank to look at the horrible monster;

but after a time, seeing that it did not move, one or two of the

boldest of them ventured out towards the Log, and even dared to

touch it; still it did not move. Then the greatest hero of the

Frogs jumped upon the Log and commenced dancing up and down upon

it, thereupon all the Frogs came and did the same; and for some

time the Frogs went about their business every day without taking

the slightest notice of their new King Log lying in their midst.

But this did not suit them, so they sent another petition to Jove,

and said to him, "We want a real king; one that will really rule

over us." Now this made Jove angry, so he sent among them a big

Stork that soon set to work gobbling them all up. Then the Frogs

repented when too late. Better no rule than cruel rule.

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