God vits..

[Gjest '!-o-!']

The Manager

Y.M.C.A. -Hotel

Roma 28 sept. 1981

LONDON

Dear Signore Direttore,

Now I am tella you story wot I was a-treated at your hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga

christian man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I

sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella.

"I wanta shit:" They tella me:

"Go to toilet." I say:

"No, no I wanta shit in my bed." They say:

"You'd better not shit in your bed, you sonna-wa-bitch."

What is sonna-wa-bitch?

I go down to breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and two

pissis of toast. I getta only one piss. I tella waitress, and point at

toast:

"I wanta piss." She tella me:

"Go to toilet." I say:

"No, no I wanta piss on my plate." She then say to me:

"You'd bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonna-wa-bitch."

That is the second person who do not even know me calla me

'sonna-wa-bitch', and why is your staff replying "Go to toilet", is

that a modern tella? I do not understand, please tella me!

Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid out,

but no fock. I tella waitress:

"I wanta fock." And she tella me:

"Sure, everyone wanta fock." I tella her:

"No, no you don't understanda me. I wanta fock on the table." She

tella me:

"So you sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of

here!"

How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such bed manner?

So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this

hotella no more. When I have paid the a-billa the portier say to me:

"Thank you, and piss on you." I say:

"Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch, I now go back to Italia."

Direttore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you

sonna-wa-bitch."

Sincerely,

Dicci Elgré

[hare1365380455]

Morsom:)

[flisa]

TAKK!

Det har jeg lett etter!

Den er dritmorsom!

[amber sun]

LOL

Den var kjempebra!

*tørker lattertårer*

[Gjest Shira12]

He he, morsom!

Nå kom smilet fram idag, endelig...

[sheba]

Den der må være noe av det beste jeg har lest:-)

lo så tårene trillet..